Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Movie night
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Person58 17
Maybe to her, your whole relationship was a charade...
MrSassypants 34
"First word has two letters.... oh, you're acting like me.... oh first word is me! Okay, okay. You're jumping into something.... is it jump.... no, is it 'in'? Yeah? Oh, okay, second word is 'in'. Alright, you're crying.... tears? Me in tears? Oh yeah! Me in tears! I got it! Wait, why am I in tears? Babe, what's going on?"
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Comments (54)
Goblin182 27
That sucks, but you have to give her style points.
Ladisa 28
Shady charady.
MsMedea 26
I would love to see this FML illustrated!
aneisa22 19
Did you at least guess it yourself or did someone have to yell it out to you?
DamnBailie 23
Either way, sucks for him.
open_secrets 15
that would have been extremely awkward and embarrassing if someone said it for you, but tbh I really am sorry thats terrible
IWishIWasObama 12
Sounds like... she's a bitch!
HWICUNow 10
Three words... FYL
TheNewGuy03 29
This is terrible because I can see how it could make you feel like the whole relationship was a game.
FYLTHOUGH 15
boo the bitch
koganti 18
how nice people break up....Geez only must save them