damnit
United States
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
just_a_bit_akwRd
United States
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Eiblake13
United States
Neverending cycle
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
overachiever
United States
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
drebel
United States
How rude
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
FailMan
United States
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
not fat shaming!
Clothes Shire horse
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Anonymous
Online shopping strikes again
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
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infantrygirl 0
I'm a moron. That is all.
Haelous 0
@OP You shouldn't expect your SO to put in any more effort than you do. If you're chunky too then you're just as much at fault. @18 That makes him a borderline hypocrite. If he's going to complain about it he could at least buy healthy food for you and possibly work out with you.
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kittyluvr69 0
All of you who think she's fat are pigs. Size 12 is completely healthy for almost any woman, and you should be more worried about how healthy and happy she is than how similar she looks to one of the anorexic models on the cover of many magazines. To the author of the post, she should break up with you and find someone worth her time.
cosicosei 22
If I were a 12 I'd be reeeeaaallly gross.. Just saying, dont generalize.
Affe 0
Anyone saying that this is normal is probably obese. Gaining that much weight (unless you started dating her when she was 12) is NOT healthy AT ALL. I would also be upset, so long as I was taking care of myself. I exercise regularly, and I expect my girlfriend to take care of her body as well. Not only to stay sexy for one another, but for the simple health benefits.
Gravsey101 10
People on here saying how unhealthy it is for her to gain weight in so little time- You don't know how long the relationship has gone on! It could have been going on for a couple years! You don't know! You just assume. When you ASSume, you make an ass out of you and me. So, how about you shutup unless you know facts.
Dimaranien 1
maybe she is depressed, no?
khanrava 0
"drop that bitch before she eats you #6 - 02/04/2009 at 6:48am by greenman" this.. ROFL
katzgoboom 0
How tall is she? Because if she's over 5'6", size 12 isn't bad.
AlexC_fml 0
i share your pain bro.. i relieve it through ******* other chicks.. its fun lol
undercoverninja 9
you're a pathetic asshole.
Scrambles 0
And the problem is...? And #59 is an asshat.
kornonthecobb 0
lol asshat im gonna have 2 use that one lol
jerkmotel 0
get out!
thuglife13 0
#54, people who say models are anorexic are fat themselves, lose weight fatty, You're just jealous and need to lash out. People who say size 12 is normal for a person are ******* idiots. It completely depends on the height/size of the woman, size twelve on a 4^10 looks ******* disgusting. I myself look like a white Mr T, with the chains and everything. I have BO, and my teeth are non existent. Idiots, if she doesn't wanna lose the weight dump the *****, find someone who takes care of herself. I myself look like a white Mr T, with the necklaces and stuff I smell of BO, and my teeth are non existant. That's what gives me the right to be disparaging about women who don't fit into my narrow minded sexist view.
evg_fml 0
lol