Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about the difference between the U.S. and Canada when she asked me if they have their own government. She wasn't sure if they were governed by the U.S. or if they didn't have a government at all. She's a 33-year-old college graduate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, here in Canada, my father-in-law talked to me about how people who are "not Canadians" are destroying the country. He called me an "import" several times within the course of an hour. I've been a citizen for over twenty years. FML
Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I really liked, dumped me after I sent proof of Canada’s government supported merge-like-a-zip campaign, because she thinks that zip-mergers are just people taking advantage of others. FML
Today, my girlfriend, whom I thought I would marry, broke up with me. She broke up with me because I don't believe the government controls the weather. Um, what? FML
Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, some people in my class here in New Zealand found out that I'm from Canada, then spent the rest of the period asking if I had a pet moose and whether or not I lived in an igloo. They were completely genuine questions. FML
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
They don't have a government at all. It's up to the citizens to print their own colorful money and make up arbitrary laws on the spot. If two citizens have conflicting laws, they fight to the death, and depending on the victor's subjective laws, they then might have to imprison them self.
Stuby14 19
Maybe she though we were all one country called the U.S of Eh
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Comments (90)
Draugen 16
Well, it's better to ask and appear stupid than to not ask and remain stupid...
sarah2144 14
Dump her.
PuppiesKisses 19
You managed to find one dumb bitch. She can't even figure out to google stupid questions like that.
IIIIRowdy 5
"College" & "graduate"
RawrItsJulie 7
Well I was reading this inside my igloo today and got quite a good laugh. Yup, no government here.
vintageart1994 16
Just because she went to college doesn't mean she is smart
coold_5 17
most amusing part in this post i found is- she is your girlfriend!! good luck buddy
alex8459 5
must've graduated from Suny Albany
JazzySpazzy666 0
Marry her!
obvious_lee 9
I find it odd that predictive text changed "moron" into "college graduate." Most peculiar.