Today, my girlfriend and I decided to take a jog in an area we never been before. We then got lost. She actually thought that the tattoo on her arm of an open compass with north, east, south, and west would help us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went on a scenic hike to clear my head and ended up lost for two hours. When I finally found my way back, I noticed the trail signs had big, bright arrows. How did I miss those? FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my husband and I went on vacation. We got lost and had to ask the locals for directions to our hotel. Neither of us could understand their accents, and we ended up wandering around blindly for hours until we made it back on our own. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I ran a marathon and despite the numerous arrows and indications along the way, I ended up getting lost on the way to the finish line. I'm still not sure how I managed it. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I went for a hike with the local search and rescue volunteer group that I recently joined. I got lost and spent 5 hours wandering aimlessly. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
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Ebola_fml 20
Does she have a bottle of water tattooed as well for emergency use?
carry_on 19
I think your girlfriend needs mental exercise more then physical exercise...
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Comments (92)
Orchard 33
Why do men have the nerve to start dating a girl based solely on the "fuckability" scale, and then act so shocked and disappointed when they find out how stupid she is? Isn't it common knowledge that there is *typically* a negative correlation between good looks and intelligence? I always put YDI on these types of FMLs.
lemmalongsnail 15
There is no correlation between looks and intelligence at all, if anything, the trend "typically" points toward attractive people being more intelligent. At least research what you say before you present it as fact, especially when making such sweeping remarks.
Quadroblitz 10
How many people though to Patrick's watch? "Hmmm... I need to draw a new battery."
aquaticmammal624 12
If she lines it up with the sun and knows the directions of the sun's path, she can use it as a reminder of what direction is what. Not that that would usually help navigation within a populated area that much. Nor would it be completely 100% accurate. Why don't you just ask someone? But anyhow, in terms of the tattoo not being a compass, she can still use it in this way.