Today, my girlfriend and I decided to take a jog in an area we never been before. We then got lost. She actually thought that the tattoo on her arm of an open compass with north, east, south, and west would help us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went on a scenic hike to clear my head and ended up lost for two hours. When I finally found my way back, I noticed the trail signs had big, bright arrows. How did I miss those? FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my husband and I went on vacation. We got lost and had to ask the locals for directions to our hotel. Neither of us could understand their accents, and we ended up wandering around blindly for hours until we made it back on our own. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I ran a marathon and despite the numerous arrows and indications along the way, I ended up getting lost on the way to the finish line. I'm still not sure how I managed it. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I went for a hike with the local search and rescue volunteer group that I recently joined. I got lost and spent 5 hours wandering aimlessly. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
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Ebola_fml 20
Does she have a bottle of water tattooed as well for emergency use?
carry_on 19
I think your girlfriend needs mental exercise more then physical exercise...
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Comments (92)
XxDevilxXGt 26
Natural selection not working at it's finest, you mean.
PhilSnake22 13
Sometimes I think common sense should be called uncommon sense these days.
YDISM 19
That would be called "Royal Sense" good sir?
Sandman366 6
28-There really needs to be a "sarcasm font"....so you can pick up on it.
megmichelle45 3
she's a keeper.
prestigion 4
You two seem fitting for one another considering your ability to properly utilize verb tenses.
outoftown 27
And you didn't think to get a GPS tattoo?
dancinwookie 21
That'd be a pretty handy super power actually. A built in arm compass...hmm.
jd9697 6
Why not use your phone?!
ksks1234 33
Tell her in order for the compass to work, she ha to have her arm straight out, at "due north" the entire time.
dashizam 10
There is.... It's backwards italics, I don't remember the site to download it though.
galghs 10
She is merely quarter popped.