Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend, who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving, and I was the only one not invited. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I'm going to be the one dropping off two of my friends so they can go hang out. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
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cutycat136 28
I feel like this has happened to way too many people..
BntyHntrSeattle 30
In your new town, you get to start anew. Keep an open mind and enjoy the new experiences. I hope it's better than where you are now. Good luck!
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
In your new town, you get to start anew. Keep an open mind and enjoy the new experiences. I hope it's better than where you are now. Good luck!
rcarn 20
That's the plan.
purelymixed 17
Crash that bitch
ProfessorMctitie 20
Are you sure they are your friends??
gracehi 33
"Ding dong! The bitch is gone! The bitchy bitch, the bitchy bitch! Ding dong the bitchy bitch is gone!"--your roommate's be new favorite song. Not saying you're a bitch, but your roommate clearly isn't a fan of yours. I hope you get along better with the people who end up in your life wherever you're going. Good luck!
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Who said anything about a roommate?
gracehi 33
Oops. I guess a just didn't read carefully enough and assumed "friends" wouldn't be such assholes. My bad.
Iarla_ceapaire93 24
You should be happy you're finally getting away from these bastards, good opportunity to make some new friends!
MrDonSalvetti 27
Maybe they didn't throw that party because they were sad, but because they are happy that you leave... Not inviting you would only be logical in that case. However, I'm sorry for you OP! You deserve better than that!
Cassandra2015 21
Stay positive. Good luck on the move OP
beeneatenalive 12
The key word here Is "Friends"
ms101 10
If you weren't invited, it probably wasn't your going away party.
kittykat1501 31
Wow