noway
Cholet, France
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
spermbankonlegs
United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
boo8713
Bell, United States
Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
trisha
Wellesley Hills, United States
Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
baby names
Today, I helped a lady give birth on the train. She was so happy she asked if she could name the baby after me, but as I told her my name she visibly turned her nose up at it, turned to her husband, and suggested naming it after his grandfather instead. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Daddy issues
Today, we got our daughter's birth certificate. Turns out my husband thought it would be funny to give her a middle name, which we never discussed, and he picked one to sound funny. Not actually going to tell the internet her name, but it’s as bad as calling a boy Ben Dover. I’m furious. FML
kiki
United States
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
futuremum
Bristol, United Kingdom
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
new name
Storrs Mansfield, United States
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
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blackman100 20
Make sure her middle name is Pack.
JustJumped 22
For the sake of your child I hope you change her mind
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melissaritchie 1
I live in Sweden and and really meany are called that here.....I think it's a really pretty name!:)
dreadbeat69 12
Just compromise and name her Fantasia...
martin8337 36
Divorce her and get with an American girl.
whovian45 6
Try to breakeven on Franny
WeepingSilence 3
Just hope that no one named fanny reads this
old_king_carson_ 7
Nickname her Fannikin
AloysiusWeasley 15
Please find another name, she will be picked on hardcore for that. How about Evangeline?
kmosley 2
I work with a girl and her name is Fannie Mae Sales. She's a pretty cool girl lol
SuperMew 22
My friend is engaged to a really lovely girl. She has a set of twins from her first marriage (he died) and wants to continue the theme. The names are not bad, Aurora and Phillip, but they are from Sleeping Beauty. She adores Disney. She is pregnant again and wants to name the child Maleficent. He is trying everything in his power to veto it, but she is determined that this is the name for her child. She won't even settle for another Disney name, like Ariel or Belle. So it is understandable when women have their heart set on something and feel, because they carried the child, they should give them an adorable name. Just explain that they won't be a cute baby forever and will have to deal with mean children who won't understand and will tease them.
Zenmont 7
Meanwhile in the UK: "What the...?!"