noway
Cholet, France
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
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blackman100 20
Make sure her middle name is Pack.
JustJumped 22
For the sake of your child I hope you change her mind
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abnormalbird 11
It's better than that poor baby named hashtag.
JustNatalie 8
Fanny is a common name in sweden
kridkid95 0
I've lived in france for almost nine years, out here nobody makes fun of that name not even english people, but I have a feeling your child is'nt going to be happy with it, congrats to you and your wife all the same
KacyA93 7
Don't know if this is horrible, but there's a trio of brothers in my town that are named Hunter, River and Forest. I kid you not.
drarraise17 4
The child is going to get teased. Fanny can mean your bottom or even the ****** in other parts of the world. Please explain that to the mother.
Cas88 8
What does Fanny mean in French then?
thefishmongerman 14
I don't know about you Americans but in English fanny means ****** ( when I say English I meant not American English)
Karls_Marx 13
Ask her if she'll name her jon Marie
draftskink 23
Have her search it up
fantasyworld 39
Explain to her what it means in different parts of the world.