SHUTCHINS
Canterbury, United Kingdom
Today, while my fiancé was showing me the finger guard on his brand new, very sharp knife, he managed to slice his finger open and throw the knife onto my leg, cutting me also. There's now a nice trail of blood on the carpet all the way to the bathroom. FML
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Lobby_Bee 18
Good, now you won't get lost finding the bathroom. Just follow the blood trail.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like that finger guard was a bloody failure! Get it? Or is my humo(u)r too cutting-edge?
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ThrottleJockey 36
There goes a corner off his Totin Chip.
assassinmaster 22
Just remember, finger guard is not idiot (or “adult”) proof!