Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Unacceptable
Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
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KiddNYC1O 22
What's wrong with your sister?
GavinRoskamp 0
Sounds like the wedding I'm going to next week, but with my step brother and step sister...
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Comments (318)
sblhaine 0
that totally blows
spazmattic 0
hmm... I have heard guys say "How does my dick taste" to the new partner of their ex, insinuating the male need to say "I hit it first, how are my leftovers". Sadly I doubt you can say "How does my pussy taste" and get anything but really awkward stares. Sounds like your sister has always looks up to you a little too much. FYL OP
sourgirl101 29
If you have children..... Damn! What a mind trip for them!
Starstruckluv 4
Now that sucks ass!
Drumming_fml 7
family gatherings or what? FYL
Actionred9 0
Wow, your sister is a total bitch.. she should be getting drunk and talking trash about him with you not marrying the bastard... and he's total scum! They'll be divorced in a year... but give it another year after the apology and your I told you so before you forgive her...
Rosa_La_Hermosa 5
Your sister is so gross. Sleeping with someone you know did the same things to your sister... FYL indeed, but chin up darling, he's not the only fish in the sea ;)
anakaren_831 1
what the ****?! she doesn't date fish! :)
HahaYDI 0
I bet you're jealous because you secretly wanted to marry your sister.
jess6blondie9 3
Good to know that your sister likes your sloppy seconds. What a great sister she is.
Riddles66 0
**** punch your sister and kick your ex in the nuts!