Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
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Top comments
lmtl30stm 0
Are u guys like all not there? She said she was letting her ex go ahead of her to be nice, but she managed to make it to the bottom first by falling down the stairs...its not that hard to understand.
Freeze_fml 17
Jesus Christ. This should be put on a high school exit level exam. You people must have reading deficiencies.
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Comments (78)
Doortje 30
I bet that when you were lying on the ground your ex-boyfriend kicked you a couple of times just for fun. I hope he aimed at your bruised butt.
Zebidee 9
Now you hit your ex up for some serious cash, because the cops are never going to believe his story that 'she fell down the stairs.' Blackmailing for Fun and Profit.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
wow. so kind jk YDI for using stairs.
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for having stairs. All the cool kids use a slide to go down.
zombieekillah93 0
win!
BnaLovesZsk25 0
how do you get back up?
zakkyzebra 11
#41, upward slides. duh.
DocBastard 40
The butt bruise probably came from your ex-boyfriend stomping your ass as you tumbled past him.
AthinaMarie 0
Ouch. Get up and play it off like "I was testing gravity... yep it's good." I have fell down steps multiple times; I feel your pain xD
bethan1 4
Well my guess is that the OP was taking her ex to her torture chamber in the basement where she planned to torture and possibly kill him but the tables were turned when he tripped her on the way down. Or maybe I'm just reading between the lines a little too much....
summer99 0
embarrassing...but no big deal.
hoPpiNduCk156 0
ibet he was thinking about tripping you after i bet
bethan1 4
I bet it's only necessary to say "I bet" once I bet.
khristina_marie 0
ibet? is that a new apple device of something?
sabroso 0
so did you put out?