maxedoutidiot
United States
Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KamiAzaaaaaa
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
London, United Kingdom
Boozehound
Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML
danielesnaranjo
Drunk online shopping FTW!
Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML
xero_art
United States
Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML
ARGHHHH
Today, my mom ordered my birthday presents on eBay. Too bad she used my account, so when I went to look for ideas, everything she bought me popped up. It's so much stuff I don't want, need, or will ever use, and it's on my credit card. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
FacebookStrikesAgain
Bayamon, Puerto Rico
Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
laststand11
Reserved
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Anonymous
United States
Boozehound
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
liquorless
Hamilton, Canada
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
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buck33 14
Wait a minute.. Your girlfriend is the one who beat me to it!
Harpy20 24
Report it as a fraudulent charge, dump her, and move on. Bullet: dodge.
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Comments (109)
yup93 7
Pray to God and ask him for a miracle, a new girlfriend and refund?
Vidrill 22
I always thought of Jesus as a humble, modest man. But now that your girlfriend uncovered the truth about the autographs... I just don't know what to believe anymore....
olmikey 1
Kill her
twye 22
Extreme much?
scubaairpig 7
Fake, everyone knows eBay would refund the money on a fake auction. Not to mention the credit card company would reverse that in a heartbeat. Stop posting fake bs.
DrMrStrad 4
At least she was drunk
GhostChickens 17
At least you can make some money by selling her that authentic Virgin Mary autograph you've been holding onto. I'm sure she'd love two biblical autographs.
court_f 8
Was I the only one who looked on eBay to see what I could find? Lol
pink_raindrops 26
I did too. I looked in completed listings for things that have sold, but there wasn't anything claiming to be jesus' autograph. There was something from the church of jesus and the latter day saints that went for almost $5000 just the other day. Maybe it was that lol.
seacadet 18
I'd let her meet the REAL Jesus!
tcdaboss 2
Who authenticated it back then?
osm1989_fml 6
God, obviously.
Gabs2016 10
Time to get a new GF