maxedoutidiot
United States
Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KamiAzaaaaaa
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
London, United Kingdom
Boozehound
Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML
danielesnaranjo
Drunk online shopping FTW!
Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML
xero_art
United States
Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML
ARGHHHH
Today, my mom ordered my birthday presents on eBay. Too bad she used my account, so when I went to look for ideas, everything she bought me popped up. It's so much stuff I don't want, need, or will ever use, and it's on my credit card. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
FacebookStrikesAgain
Bayamon, Puerto Rico
Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
laststand11
Reserved
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Anonymous
United States
Boozehound
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
liquorless
Hamilton, Canada
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
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buck33 14
Wait a minute.. Your girlfriend is the one who beat me to it!
Harpy20 24
Report it as a fraudulent charge, dump her, and move on. Bullet: dodge.
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Comments (109)
bluevayero 42
Never mix boose, women and credit cards....a lesson to all
jos_binet 15
never mix women and credit cards full stop
missalkali 8
what about booze, can you mix booze, women, and credit cards?
gc327072 31
If not boose, can you mix caboose, women, and credit cards?
schalk 12
He's Greek
KiddNYC1O 22
Sounds like a good time to me...
Pitts0608 1
Can I date her. Please
TheBrochure 22
Do you have a screaming urge to go broke on things like an air guitar, invisibility cloak or the "real" Holy Grail?
TheBrochure 22
It's either eBay or Knockturn Alley. I'll leave the decision to you on which is the safer choice.
Kaerunoutof 3
This is Jesus Christ...
jos_binet 15
oh well, at least you have Jesus Christ's signature
BoratSagdiyev 2
That's gonna take a lot of bj's to make it up.
jgo760 3
I don't know who's dumber her for thinking its authentic or u for still being with her
seacadet 18
*you
benmec 18
Marry the broad!!! She's a keeper!!! :)
pipinya 8
If you ask Santa reeeeally nicely, he may be able to up your girlfriends intellect for Christmas
Sir_drink_alot 20
No he'll probably ask Santa to up her cup size, I'm assuming that he isn't dating her for her intellect....
olmikey 1
Kill her
doglover100 29
Autograph for the gullible or drunk