Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML
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Blaisey 22
Hey guys, OP here. I talked to my landlord about my roommate a few hours ago. She's a very sweet older lady, and she was in tears when I told her what happened. My roommate now has 48 hours to get out. I took Paprika to the vet right away, and they said she'll most likely survive, but it's possible she'll have brain damage. She woke up in the car on the way there (after a good ten minutes of not moving, I was so afraid she didn't make it) but they gave her something to make her sleep for awhile. Thank you all for your support!
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Top comments
androtech 12
Oh gosh! is your kitten ok?
disturbed678 10
You should hit her over the head with a pan.
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Comments (328)
hellnosucka 27
Plot twist: OP's kitten indeed turns out to be Pennywise who recently learned how to transform into a cat, and it secretly murders your roommate with a frying pan.
tuffykat 8
throw her out..the roommate..pronto!
oops6663 26
Maybe your roommate is on to something...
RedPillSucks 33
More like "On something"
Ytharr_Taaz 10
But the kitten D: I hope it's ok
cook4money 9
Why are so many people wanting the OP to get help for her roommate? She is obviously out of her mind and deserves to deal with the legal ramifications of her actions. I'm pissed off and I don't even know this little kitty.
titibug823 11
Call the cops, and get the kitten to a vet PRONTO!
DevilsMetsGiants 30
For me that would've been it. I would've called the cops at the very least.
mvc3ftw 17
Maybe you just couldn't see the red baloons full of red pain-I mean blood
texaskitty86 25
OP we need a follow up! We need to know if your kitten is ok and if not then I think you have the support of almost every commenter here! If anyone hurt my cats I'm not sure what I'd do but it would probably involve acts of the extremely harmful variety.
doglover100 29
You need to call the cops on her.