Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML
Blaisey tells us more.
Blaisey 22
Hey guys, OP here. I talked to my landlord about my roommate a few hours ago. She's a very sweet older lady, and she was in tears when I told her what happened. My roommate now has 48 hours to get out. I took Paprika to the vet right away, and they said she'll most likely survive, but it's possible she'll have brain damage. She woke up in the car on the way there (after a good ten minutes of not moving, I was so afraid she didn't make it) but they gave her something to make her sleep for awhile. Thank you all for your support!
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Top comments
androtech 12
Oh gosh! is your kitten ok?
disturbed678 10
You should hit her over the head with a pan.
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Comments (328)
mikebanker 2
I don't think it's an actual live kitten people
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I'm pretty sure if it weren't a real kitten, it wouldn't be an FML... But I hope it isn't real! :(
KatyLarae 13
Time to find a new roommate
sanecatlady 13
Oh no, that's horrible! If someone did that to one of my cats I'd have their butt sent to jail so fast they'd think they were in a TIME WARP!!!
Saraj07 18
Call the police kick her out then call her family to make sure she gets help and never hurts anyone else again.
bagofpopkern 18
can I hit YOUR roommate with a pan?! D; what the heck man. that's horrible! hope the poor kitty is ok.
Princessuuke 17
O-O
NerdGirl321 27
That's horrible! I hope your cat is ok. On a side note why are you living with a drug addict?
WeskersSexslave 15
Hit her over the head with the same pan.. over and over again too.
1947Chevy 17
You can't trust those kittens
nurchok 15
Did you hit your roommate with the said pan?