Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the pharmacist warned me that my antibiotics might cause slight gastrointestinal distress. The fact that I have been on the john for the past 90 minutes drenched in sweat would lead me to believe our definitions of "slight" are a bit different. FML
Today, I'm on my second day of a week of antibiotics to treat a bad urine infection. Incidentally, the pills seem to be giving me extremely loud, frequent, gut-wrenchingly painful and smelly diarrhea. Only 5 more days to go. FML
Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML
Today, I have bronchitis. A few days ago, my doc prescribed antibiotics, which are helping, but also cause a really nasty upset stomach. I tell ya, violent coughing fits and severe diarrhea do NOT go well together. FML
Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a chest infection and given antibiotics to take. One of the side effects of the antibiotics is diarrhea. I haven't coughed once throughout the infection, but I sneezed just as I was ready to go out to the shops and now I need fresh underwear. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
Today, I found out that when they put "Take with food" on the side of antibiotics, what they really mean is "Take with food because this stuff is gonna liquefy everything in your G.I. tract, and make you have to run out of the middle of calculus for the worst diarrhea ever." FML
Today, I recently started taking some antidepressants and they have been working really well for me, except for the fact that they have made me crap my pants twice now. Both times in public. FML
Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML
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Attrox 0
Never trust a fart.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"Tell me about it. This morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit-covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it."
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Comments (131)
vega_82 0
LOL...#21, that brings back memories but I can't exactly remember what that's from tho...anyone?
XDNurse 0
cha cha cha charmin... toilet paper
xlmariuslx 0
#27 beavis n butthead??
jnrockstar10 0
Dude that sucks but YDI for not being near a toilet when you knew the side affects.
perdix 31
"May cause" is not a funny term, but "shart" certainly is! Sharting is not a medically recognized event, even though we all know it's real -- like blue balls.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
Eat with antibiotics unless it specifically tells you otherwise in the prescription insert. And seriously powerful antibiotics are rarely given PO, and rarely out of the hospital. Its probably a medium strength antibiotic...
elghs2001 0
ydi for the 2nd one. one must learn from past experiences. be proactive in improving the quality of your life andtake steps in avoiding events like ******** yourself from happening again especially when you know there is a 90% chance that a fart will prduce substance.
n8equalsd 0
What the frak? you sharted?
jnrockstar10 0
"If your up on a ladder and you hear a little splatter diareha, diareha ohhhhhh!"
XDNurse 0
When you do a little dance and it's gooey in yer pants: Diarrhea, diarrhea.
jnrockstar10 0
lol :3
RKftw 0
if you're walkin down town and you see somthin brown diareah diareah
babybubz 0
when you're sittin' in your Chevy ..and you feel somethin' heavy.. Diarrhea.. Diarrhea
CallMeHush 1
Never trust a fart.
blastvortex 4
Just a suggestion — you could try for some new meds or just resign yourself to living on the toilet.
snickelfrits 0
I like your ruddy complextion Snickerdoodle!