Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML
Today, without context, I overheard my daughter saying that she would “literally rather have mercury poisoning than have her mother yell at her one more time.” She’s 24. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my five-year-old daughter is absolutely miserable and constantly putting herself down, as she has been for a week. What happened a week ago? She bumped into a stranger at Walmart, apologized, and the guy told her, “Nope, not good enough. You need to die.” Who says that to a child? FML
Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML
Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
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DanielleinDC 34
Your daughter is a freaking savage.
jbuckets_404 39
My, what an astute child!
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Comments (27)
acmariner99 25
That’s no FML ... that’s amazing.
PenguinPal3017 19
What can I say, it came highly recommended.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
she managed to be rude af and extremely polite all at once! I'm impressed!
Lobby_Bee 18
Her balls might be bigger than mine.
longnight83 9
You know you have failed as a Grandma when your grandchildren are calling them out on their crap like THAT. I wouldn't say FYL, but I would say you have raised the most savage of 7-year olds. Good Job.
MyS3lf 24
Your kid is awesome. Good job :)
sbjess 8
buy that kid an ice cream.. that's awesome!
Ciara Koch 22
She deserved it imo and smart kid 😂😂😂😂
purplemonkey 7
Seems to me she is a year ahead in development being able to read a social situation and formulate what she considers to be viable solution. That is usually in year 8.
coius 23
Be proud of her. It might actually be the ticket to grandma realising what she’s doing. Im in a similar situation with my parents and my wife had to be the one to say something like that because I never get listened to/ have the guts to bring that up. I live in poverty due to a bad accident caused my employer. My brother makes a crap ton of money, is remarried and they bought him a house, which his new wife wont let his biological daughter (twins @ 9yrs old) live at and they have to stay at my mom’s during visitations. I had to move in with a friend and am barely able to squeak by on what little i can scrounge up. Your daughter was the only one that called out the BS she saw. Thank her. This should be encouraged, not discouraged. Otherwise people think they can get away with crap without being affected by their actions