Today, my dad made the local news. The business he owns is so run down and overgrown that it's officially a public health hazard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why the only business in town that operates in my chosen industry won’t hire me. Several months ago, my father antagonised the owner, bringing up my name in the process. I haven’t spoken to the man in five years. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, the guy I picked on in high school got his revenge. He bought out my dad's car shop above market value and then closed it. My dad doesn't care, he gets to retire early, while I get to watch something I'd hoped to inherit get torn down and sold off. FML
Today, I visited my dad's grave to give it a clean, since moss and shit were starting to grow on the gravestone. Apparently this counts as vandalism, according to the groundskeeper, because soap and water can damage the stone and make it crumble faster. Yes, the city cops sent me a fine. FML
Today, and for the past week, I've come to accept that my dad's business is failing. He's used to hiring people willing to work for little pay from a street corner, and now those guys have all but vanished. No "real" Americans want to work for him, even for minimum wage. This country is fucked. FML
Today, I went to visit my father. His new wife has hoarded out our childhood home nearly to the point of it being unliveable. That’s pretty funny, considering my dad used to literally beat us if our rooms weren’t clean or we left dishes in the sink. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML
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Top comments
Karenezzy 20
Give him a hand on cleaning, instead of going online and writing about it. Help him out!
zandalee 20
F your father's life! That really sucks for him in these tough times!!
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Comments (72)
Mr_Brightside209 12
Lucky Son of a bitch!! your daddy's famous!!!!!!
Enslaved 38
Wow! Open up my eager eyes. You are Mr. Brightside "I never"
GentlemanBastard 15
I nevvvverrrrrrrr
TheKingKen 22
Help him out OP! :) Maybe you can ask your friends to help out as well. It can only get better from here. Cheer your dad up
johbstonjacob 8
welk that stinks
toaster123 11
This comment is too funny.
CanyonRose 16
More f his life than yours.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
But hey, at least he made the news!
lb0812 18
Free publicity!
MandyMeow_fml 18
Bleach.. Bleach everything.
MoodiQ 8
atleast it isn't on the national news or the bigger channels
LennyComa 39
And someday Son it will be all yours
World_Burner 13
Bad publicity is still publicity!
alimination602 10
Son, this is your business. Everything the mould touches will one day be yours.
Lil_Red777 21
Mold*
beaverteaser 16
ahhhh good old grammar nazis