Today, my dad informed me that I will be staying in the bug-infested shed for the summer when I come to visit, due to his girlfriend's sewing workspace completely taking over the only room I've ever had at his house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend's spider-infested shed where I refused to set foot, where he is constantly fixing the mower, bikes, or his car, is actually just a sound recording of power tools he plays so I won’t go down and disturb him. He has a TV, an Xbox, and a fridge in there. FML
Today, I found out I have bed bugs, thanks to my dad having them and not telling me, so my girlfriend got pissed at me, thinking I purposely give them to her, and is sending me a bill to have her house treated for them. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML
Today, I went to visit my father. His new wife has hoarded out our childhood home nearly to the point of it being unliveable. That’s pretty funny, considering my dad used to literally beat us if our rooms weren’t clean or we left dishes in the sink. FML
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
Today, my bedroom in my gran's house gets the most sun in the evenings. There is no AC, not even a fan, and the only place cool enough to sleep is the basement. Which probably hasn’t been cleaned since the '80s, and I have to share it with the biggest spider ever and a beehive in the roller shutter casing. FML
Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, despite the fact that I live with my parents and pay rent, my mom decided the best spot for my brother, his wife and one-year-old son was my bedroom. So I'm sleeping on the couch, because it would, "take too long to clean her room." FML
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bentleysdad11611 0
I say you don't let your dad get any the whole time your there to get even
oh_hi_there 1
Since you said "visited" I assume you don't have to go stay there. Tell your dad that you won't visit unless his girlfriend moves her stuff so you can sleep in your room.
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memo619 0
sewing workplace? did your dad marry a cougar?
SteelCladAngel 0
lol you obviously don't know how much money you can make selling handmade goods go check out how much people pay for a handmade quilt ((aka not mass produced factory garbage))
Suddenly 0
no she's Amish or Asian.
ColorfulDonut 7
stupid girlfriend... take somebugs and put them all over her stuff, bed and all
mk58 31
Looks like someone's not important anymore.
StuffedNinja 0
I hate step moms.
Nudi_fml 13
nvm, tired, misread your comment
Livinia 11
Kicked out for your dad's ho. FYL.
ReptarRAWR23 0
Haha right the sad part is the same thing happened to me. But I was smart and haven't seen him in 5 years!
hedgerow 0
make her sow you a mosquito net
SteelCladAngel 0
mosquito nets don't grow in dirt
oh_hi_there 1
Since you said "visited" I assume you don't have to go stay there. Tell your dad that you won't visit unless his girlfriend moves her stuff so you can sleep in your room.
sweetbabysweet93 10
yeah don't even visit
rocker135 0
pun
jonathan6773 5
break her stuff and go somewhere better. a motel
ipwnlosers 4
Motels are gross...
JetRyan 0
stay somewhere else. yur dad shudnt do that 2 u
doof234 0
exactly