Work: Today, my coworker came in eating a whole, skinned watermelon... - FML

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By Ramis182 - 15/07/2016 08:03

Today, my coworker came in eating a whole, skinned watermelon pinned to a stake. I have to work with this guy. FML

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SquilliamFancy 15

Friday 15 July 2016 16:21

"If you can't beat 'um, join 'um". Your coworker sounds like one hell of a trip. Might as well board the train.

sturschaedel 27

Friday 15 July 2016 22:54

Honestly, that's impressive. Also, I can't even pinpoint the reason, but I kinda want to know that guy. Probably just so I can 1up everyone who tells a "this one guy I know..." story.

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SquilliamFancy 15

Friday 15 July 2016 16:21

"If you can't beat 'um, join 'um". Your coworker sounds like one hell of a trip. Might as well board the train.

sturschaedel 27

Friday 15 July 2016 22:54

Honestly, that's impressive. Also, I can't even pinpoint the reason, but I kinda want to know that guy. Probably just so I can 1up everyone who tells a "this one guy I know..." story.

ayyy_bro 26

Sunday 17 July 2016 6:32

Literally not seeing any downside to this.

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