Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today my college professor told me that I ask him too many questions. Apparently, my college tuition fee doesn't include learning. FML
Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML
Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML
Today, after turning in a paper that I worked really hard on, I got it back with a grade of 0. In the feedback section, my professor wrote: “In all my 37 years of teaching, this is by far the worst essay I have ever read.” FML
Today, I got my grades back. I got a very poor evaluation for my lit class, which was odd because it didn't match the impression from my end-of-class meeting with the professor. It does, however, include a nod to the supposedly-anonymous negative class review I gave her, though. FML
Today, my English professor bragged to my entire class about how good my essay was. He kept on saying great things about it for the duration of class. To my surprise, he'd given me a C-. When I asked why, his only response was: "I'm a hard grader." FML
Today, my university professor asked us to submit anonymous course feedback. I wrote three paragraphs criticizing his lectures. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my full name at the bottom of the page. FML
Today, I found out that my stick figure drawing passed as homework during my doctoral level seminar. I'm paying over two thousand dollars for this course. FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I drove to my college campus for my 8 a.m. class, parked, walked the mile and a half to my classroom, just to find out class had been cancelled. The prof didn't send an email because she couldn't remember her password. I paid $1200 to be taught by this woman, who has a doctorate. FML
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Doortje 30
Wow, please tell me you're studying psychology and this turned out to be part of some experiment :O If not, you should definitely complain to his superiors.
Rise_Up_fml 3
gotta get your self esteem from somewhere right?
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Comments (105)
idklalaalala 0
yes
FYLSLOWLY 0
Really?
FYLSLOWLY 0
Nah he'll probably fail u anyway if u put a 10 because he'll feel like ur lying. I say tell the truth. If he's ugly as hell, put the 1. Then if he fails u, report his ass. That guy above me was right, education in America is as much a joke as what it costs smh.
MerrikBarbarian 9
sounds like you're in an intro psych class. regular experiments are part of class. be glad you werent asked to stand up in front of the class to read outloud a paragraph on stds, while the proff read from a psych text to make a point about how our brains pick up on some words easier then others
lovepinkandzombi 0
this reminds me of an episode of family guy
martyladdy 0
shiyr
Quiksilva1064 3
was this at Cal Poly?
heresjohnny07 0
Well the person who submitted this is named SLOMan and is from California, so probably haha.
kasumii 1
Education is useless. And in college, you pay that money, do a shitload of work, just for a piece of paper that technically says 'this person is smart enough to contribute to society, give him a goddamn job.'
NZ_mthodges 0
Agreed (to the paper comment) education is important tho.
Andygk15 3
rate 0 bro
CaptainPat 0
understandable if it was a psych or soc class. other than that id be pretty pissed off