Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was studying on a bench outside my dorm when the leg snapped. I decided to do the right thing and let administration know what happened. After assuring me it wasn't my fault, and having me fill out an incident report, they billed me $400. I can't enroll for next semester until I pay. FML
Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML
Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML
Today, I returned to my university residence following spring break. I was greeted by a letter stating I'd been caught on camera vandalising a wall repair. At the time in question, I was asleep on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The REZ coordinator is avoiding me, and I can't clear my name. FML
Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML
Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service for having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML
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kaitlyn520 13
If you were the one that reported this 'incident' shouldn't they have record it was you that called? And if you weren't on campus can someone vouch for you to prove you did nothing wrong? I think there are lots of ways to get out of the ticket.. It's super annoying that you have to go through that though :( I'm sorry OP, no fun. Good luck though!!(:
framaram 9
Well, that's the last time I get creative with peanut butter in the dorms. Thanks for taking to blame, Bro.
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Comments (24)
dharmaint 15
I believe they want you out
janfleury 19
Hummmmm. You never heard of the law but your the one that reported it? Hummmm!!
FaerieKitteh 9
I'm pretty sure I read something like this years ago (not saying this is a copy, by the way), and it turned out that the college was putting the blame on the person who reported it, because they couldn't find the actual perpetrator(s). I'm not entirely sure how you could escalate this issue, but start asking for evidence that hasn't been falsified and is clear and factual. Also start asking why you're being accused. If possible, and you have evidence of your own to prove you weren't on campus, do it. This is highly unfair to you, and sounds like they're just trying to look like they do a good job.
Gameoftheombosis 6
The real FML is that you're such pushover to even fall for this BS malarkey when there's clear proof you didn't do it. If u actually paid this ticket then YDI!
ashatash 12
snitches get stitches
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
More like "Snitches lose riches"
tupe_fml 15
So if you have never heard of the law then how did you report it?
Clorox_Bleach 2
Don't be a snitch
tamesenicole 27
Law. Suit. PERIOD.
NerdyMusician 13
snitches get stitches
shannon2348 14
Thos whole thing sounds kind of fishy. I think we need more info.