Anonymous
Today, my child told me when she makes enough money to support herself, she's never going to speak to me again. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Grow your own
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML
that was mine
Cherry Hill, United States
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Mom
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out
Today, I told my 21 year-old son he either has to break up with his girlfriend, who fills his head with lies about me, or I'd stop speaking to him. He laughed and said he'd fine with us not speaking ever again. FML
hAHAha Halo
United States
Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML
JealousBratMuch
High River, Canada
Today, my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family and will no longer communicate with any of us. Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her, and she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'. FML
Anonymous
More money, more problems
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Anonymous
United States
Who's the asshat in this scenario?
Today, my mom told me that I will never see my siblings again because I refused to attend her wedding to another woman. FML
Top comments
DragonMaiden7 15
What the hell did you do to her? Kids aren’t stupid, and they aren’t sub-human. Believe it or not, parents aren’t perfect, and they make stupid and real shitty mistakes all the time despite trying to do the best they can. Maybe try and evaluate how you speak to her, approach her about certain things, etc. and you might find that it can come off as really insulting. Children may not be fully developed, but it doesn’t mean they are stupid, and they know when they are being spoken down to or when their parents purposefully avoid them
ARISKomuniszt 24
Your child is probably trying to emotionally manipulate you, many children do that, and I wouldn't be worried unless they are over 18 and have had a long-running spat with you.
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Comments (20)
Rose Cone 5
What did you do to make her feel like that.
Davros 12
next time they're talking too much start throwing money at them.
Zeatha Mistron 7
It’s an idle threat. The kid will never make enough money to support themselves and will live with mom and dad forever.
Gretchen Hale 3
This is legit me right now