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DeeZeeMb Maribor, Slovenia

Today, my cat managed to digest some of the grass she ate. This makes her poop come out daisy-chained, and sometimes leaves a piece dangling from her ass on a string of grass. Then she runs around like crazy until it falls off, if possible on my bed. I had to catch her and pull it out by hand. FML

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When this happens, and it's a regular occurance, she goes crazy. She starts to run, then drops her ass on the ground and slides a little, decorating my flor with streaks of poop.

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Just a different way to decorate for Christmas really...

She's going green!

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Can't wait for your FML when you have a kid.

from a cat owner I know the struggles

happens to my dog ?

Christ, if my cat did that it would go right back out the door. Handle your business kitty!

my cat once had a grass stuck in his nostril. I don't have an idea ,how did it got there,but that was funny.

That's hilarious!

what I'm getting from the animal fml's is to not get a cat

My mom has that problem with her three legged cat but it not cause of anything the cat ate it just doesn't all fall of her butt like it should my mom just grabs some toilet paper pulls the dingal berry off an flushes it down the toilet