Today, my cat has figured out that while I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up for my baby. FML
kittyboo_is_me tells us more.
No need to get rid of the cat, she's good to both my baby and my older son and I have absolutely no fears regarding her and the kids. I still have no clue how she does what she does, I assume she either meows in their room long enough to wake up the baby or she paws him through the rails of the crib until he wakes up. She has food available at all times, so that's not an issue (and she's really thin btw). Pretty sure she just wants to go outside to do whatever it is cats do at night (roam, hunt, interact). I might have to try the dark room suggestion though, thanks for reminding me - it was the only thing that got her to stop peeing all over the house. That or throwing her out of the house at night altogether, nevermind the cold. Sleep is precious, especially with a baby in the house.
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turdoblast 21
so she attacked the baby? damn that's a smart, evil cat.
Welshite 40
I'm confused. Do you mean she terrorizes your baby at night or that she imitates the baby's cries?
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Comments (188)
spluver0005 17
That's not necessarily true. My aunt has a daughter who's almost a year old, and their cat LOVES her. Same with the cats my parents had when I was a baby.
miami_girl_1 3
Close your baby's door?
secretagent415 10
What a bitch cat.
Nilorak 24
A cat that is a female dog?
angelitared 27
You need to get rid of satan.
CrazyGirlfriend 21
it isnt socially acceptable to get of your baby for your cat though....
cmayer 20
My mom used to feed my cats early in the morning even though I told her not to and now that I love by myself they wake me up between 5 and 6 am to be fed. It's awful.
SashaVernele 3
that's what you get for being a cat person lol
Enslaved 38
I leave dry cat food in my cats' bowl at all times. They eat when they're hungry and stop when they're not. I've always done that and they are healthy and aren't over weight.
whaaa_minionface 2
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Time for that cat to go!!!!!
michael666 7
what's the fml here?
tje125 9
Holy shit you have a smart cat