Today, my cat has figured out that while I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up for my baby. FML
kittyboo_is_me tells us more.
No need to get rid of the cat, she's good to both my baby and my older son and I have absolutely no fears regarding her and the kids. I still have no clue how she does what she does, I assume she either meows in their room long enough to wake up the baby or she paws him through the rails of the crib until he wakes up. She has food available at all times, so that's not an issue (and she's really thin btw). Pretty sure she just wants to go outside to do whatever it is cats do at night (roam, hunt, interact). I might have to try the dark room suggestion though, thanks for reminding me - it was the only thing that got her to stop peeing all over the house. That or throwing her out of the house at night altogether, nevermind the cold. Sleep is precious, especially with a baby in the house.
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turdoblast 21
so she attacked the baby? damn that's a smart, evil cat.
Welshite 40
I'm confused. Do you mean she terrorizes your baby at night or that she imitates the baby's cries?
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gatorgirl2669 6
I had a cat once that was very psyco... she got mad if I came home late.. all of her food would be scattered on the floor and when I would go to sleep she would scratch on the side of her litter box with her claws to let me know she was still mad.. nobody was allowed to sleep on the other pillow or they would get clawed in the face.. and she didnt eat out of her bowl she picked it up in her paw and ate it one piece at a time
Muttley9 13
Now do you get the phrase biological imperative?
jennap31 10
We had a cat like that! (She sadly passed on 2 summers ago) and she would pee on the bed and cause a disturbance throughout the house, and we found a pheromones collar that seemed to calm her down. (It's was purple. I wish I could remember the name) but it worked with the peeing around the house situation
CosmicElk 26
probably get downvoted to hell but cats are evil little basterds and think were their slaves. ill stick to dogs.
PuppiesKisses 19
I saw that the OP responded but I can't find it.