Today, my car was towed for the second time in front of my own house. They tried to tell me it was because they didn't think I lived there anymore. The person who had it towed had just spoken to me not three hours before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, I paid $125 to get my car back after it was towed. Yesterday, I bought the car. When I got it to my apartment, the office wasn't open, so I couldn't get a parking decal. The same office that towed my car while they were still closed. FML
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3-hour drive home. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, after 3 days of hearing a car alarm going off almost continuously, the city finally came and towed it. Immediately after, the owner showed up with a switchblade, inquiring who called the city. My neighbors ratted me out, despite the fact I had nothing to do with it. FML
Today, I went to lunch with a friend in her car. I told her to park in a lot that had signs warning that we'd be towed, saying, "They never tow anyone from here. In fact, if you get towed, I'll pay for it." When we returned, her car was gone. I had to pay $145 in cash to get it back. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML
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Top comments
pipeline101 6
Sounds like they have a personal problem with you. FYL
adamjohnson 5
Clean up around your house so it looks like you live there
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Comments (101)
noisebox 1
Sounds like it's time for revenge....
the_true_batman 10
I wouldn't blame you if you killed them. Some people deserve to die.
AerBear115 15
Uh why?
WhisperSoflty 20
Geez, who did you piss off?
doglover100 29
Do they have a short attention span?
MrElephant 5
Bitches gonna hate.
Jasonf6 0
Make them pay for it. If they dont and do it again either call the cops or sue them.
AholeCop 11
Tow companies can run the registration of a vehicle. They'd be able to see who owns the vehicle, and where the registered owner lives. Fault lies with the tow company.
teamlucas 8
I agree with AholeCop. That's grounds for a civil lawsuite! And if your neighbor is the one who keeps calling the towing company, give them a taste of their own medicine. Have their vehicle towed..or you could do something really crazy like go to the pet store and buy a bunch of move, and rats, then let them loose in his yard and around his house at night when they are in bed sleeping...then they will have their own problems! it only takes one male AND one female to start a whole colony. A female mouse or rat can get pregnant again as early as 24 hrs AFTER giving birth.
SoultheWolf 19
Releasing rats into his lawn is one of the stupidest things I've heard. They wouldn't just stay in one place, they would breed and migrate to all over the neighborhood, causing a large pest infestation. He's better off just reporting the guy to the judge and having him pay a fine. He will also have to pay a fine for calling the towing company for a false reason, more then once.
AholeCop 11
Haha I love this comment because he begins by agreeing with the legal aspect, and it ends with a rat infestation. He's like the Pied Piper of FML.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Start getting a lawyer because this is some mess.
GimmeFive 10
My screen is all cracked up so when I first read this I thought it said, " today, my cat got towed..." :)