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Mmkay1515 Plainfield, United States

Today, my brother decided to join me on my first date. Not only did he answer the door with a bat, he also got inside the car and sat next to my date, pushing me to the back. He stayed the entire time, and walked me back to the house. My mom laughed and gave him $20. It was a dare. FML

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Mmkay1515 21

Perhaps I should clarify here, for all of those that are wondering. I did, in fact, tell my brother various times to leave. I even tried to ditch him a couple of times Clearly you underestimate the power of an over protective older brother who is being offered money.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

My guess is there isn't going to be a second date.

tayraaah 31

Do the same thing to him on his next date, pay back.

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arodven 18

Great brother, but fyl for having a bad first date.

Dragonotaku 3

as the oldest of 6, I think I will do that to my 4 youngest sisters

Adelka_fml 11

do the same to him on his first date, revenge.

ifuckuprandomly 28

Technically it wasn't a date, it was a bet.