Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me, only then to follow...

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By MissT - 19/06/2018 10:51 - Australia - Collombatti

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me, only then to follow that up with “but I’m not ready for a relationship right now”. He’s now trawling for other hoes on dating websites. FML

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JasonThorn 20

Thursday 21 June 2018 14:31

So...he's not REALLY your boyfriend, and he's not looking for Miss Right, just Miss Right Now. Cut him loose ASAP.

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JasonThorn 20

Thursday 21 June 2018 14:31

So...he's not REALLY your boyfriend, and he's not looking for Miss Right, just Miss Right Now. Cut him loose ASAP.

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