Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
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Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
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destinyo_ox 0
... what a bitch
DropDead77 11
way to kill the compliment!
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Comments (239)
camoney 4
WOW maybe fml should try to keep the remaining few members somewhat happy.
sweetcoolgirl123 0
dude tht sux lmao what a fagg
kut19 6
YDI because you walked right in to that one.
djxtones 0
lol this sounds like something I would say. he gave her a compliment and she had to read into it and put him down by saying he doesn't normally compliment her and she expected him to say what exactly? girls need to learn to take a compliment. if a guy is thinking about how pretty you are instead of sex for five seconds, you're winning.
ReynshineCutting 10
This shouldn't have been the first time he's said it to her though. Guys here's a tip. You wanna get a girl in bed, start with compliments (and not just out of the blue).
TheDrifter 24
Skip the compliments guys. Duct tape and a car with a big trunk.... nevermind, go with what she said.
djxtones 0
what if they've only been dating a week.. or maybe before he said she looked nice or beautiful or some other adjective. Obviously they wouldn't be dating of there was a serious lack of romance to start with.
Yinky 6
All I need is that Adam Lambert look to get a girl in bed :p lol
lexi365 20
Sarcasm, would he date you if you're ugly?
NirvantioNxTFR 1
recently made against the law. obama will send navy seals to shoot you in the face if you or your companion are ugly.
ReynshineCutting 10
Umm your dog is adorable. As for make up less is definitely more. I just put on eyeliner and mascara and occasionally eye shadow or a colored liner for special occasions. I don't even wear foundation, just a little dab here or there for a pimple.
rhysfucker 24
what a giant douche
Edoe11xx 0
Why couldn't u just take the compliment as is
ElZamo 0
Lol, don't get to worked on that, if he thought you were ugly then he wouldn't be your boyfriend!!! FNBL (f nobody's life)
hehehahAho 0
I know you
dinosluver13 1
jerk!