Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed with the biggest, tackiest, most Geordie Shore-style ring I’ve ever seen. I said yes because I love him, but this thing is twice as wide as my finger and just looks horrible compared to the solitaire ring I told him I really liked. I’m embarrassed to be seen wearing it. FML
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slushpup9696 12
It's not about the ring...
Breeneefml12 0
why are you bitching? at least you know he wants to spend the rest of his life with you now, so shut the **** up and be happy.
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Comments (295)
FerrariCake 2
Well you can use his logic on him: tell him that his hand and your ****** are both skin, so they are the same thing and he won't need the latter any more.
Lemycakes 4
Lmfao u rock
ElMundio87 0
if you said no, you don't deserve a boyfriend
slickrasta 1
be grateful you bit-ch!
Prussia 10
He has a point. You're just greedy. Appreciate his cleverness!
SoulessRed 0
at least he proposed, bitch. maybe he cant afford a diamond
Prussia 10
Actually, the ****** has more tissues and things. The outer part has skin, but that's no fun~ So that's not right. That logic would work with breasts, though.
LittleMissRaven 0
Why does it matter? You want someone who loves you and wants to marry you. Besides, he can always save up to buy you another ring.
LittleMissRaven 0
I meant that you HAVE someone.
Ur_REmEdy 0
At least he proposed 2 u. Stop being shallow not every1 can afford diamonds tht meet ur standards
homicidaltendenc_fml 0
You can definitely be my remedy xD haha
HollyElizabethHo 0
well if you applied heat and pressure over a huge amount of years....(: lmao
iamepiclee 3
haha what a douche! he must be cheap lmao :))
MetalFish 0
#64 You're a gold-digger too?
ReyRay 0
hey maybe he cnt afford a dimond just saying