Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML
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Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed with the biggest, tackiest, most Geordie Shore-style ring I’ve ever seen. I said yes because I love him, but this thing is twice as wide as my finger and just looks horrible compared to the solitaire ring I told him I really liked. I’m embarrassed to be seen wearing it. FML
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slushpup9696 12
It's not about the ring...
Breeneefml12 0
why are you bitching? at least you know he wants to spend the rest of his life with you now, so shut the **** up and be happy.
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Comments (295)
koolkat96 0
who won the arguement?
lovesteph3523 0
YDI bitch. I feel bad for your boyfriend. You probably hurt his feelings. I hope he dumps you.
rzbt21 0
oh no! god forbid your boyfriend loves you and wants to spend the rest of his life with you! ungrateful bitch, I hope he leaves you right now and finds a girl that appreciates him
christyxoxo 8
don't be an ungrateful little bitch! at least he wants to spend the rest of his life with you and at least he didn't change his mind about proposing.
ideasrule 13
I laughed my ass off! I'd LOVE to have an interesting partner like that. What fun is it going through the same old marriage rituals that everybody else goes through, with nothing creative or interesting?
Ohhyess 0
agreed with Christyxoxo!!!(:
lovesteph3523 0
84, maybe her boyfriend doesn't have a lot of money
530boy 0
Materialistic obese bz!
aliaysleighbasic 0
i wonder out of all the women on here, that have said how ungrateful op was, would actually accept a graphite ring.. I don't think that any of them would. it's so easy to call her materialistic: but I know I'd never accept a cheap engagement ring. I'm proud of my ring, and I work in a service oriented career. my husband waited to propose until he got me something special. I couldn't have been more surprised. it showed that he would promise to make sure he would put me first. yes it's a bit materialist but if he ever saved up and bought himself something nicer than that ring she's going to feel jealous. just human nature.
bubbleface132 0
damn that sucks...
soccerted5 2
you poor thing.