Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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Top comments
brycejeffcoat 0
Big butts are AWESOME. Your BF is an idiot.
meganl_fml 0
you know how many guys want a girl with a flat stomach and bit butt. go you find yourself someone who digs it.
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Comments (40)
rwac07 0
EVERYONE! he didn't want a chick with a flat stomach and a nice big booty, he wanted a fat chick with a flat ass lol
chauntell 0
ur bf is dumb big bootys r the way to go I garentee that there's alota guys out there that would give it to u as a complement n yet dump his ass he's a retard
tuxedoandex 28
I'd prefer the ability to spell correctly over big butts any day, actually
sluttygirl 0
I love my body :) I've got a small waist and a pretty big butt :)
Ibeatmyself 3
Ur bf Must a white guy
Neonnight 0
I have a big butt :(
crownlogic 25
I'm wondering why he would say these things out of the blue...Anyway, not fat? Flat stomach? Big butt? Maybe he just said it wasn't a compliment because he's trying to bring down your self-confidence. Sounds like a good body to me.
NEEPLES 7
You do realize that not At all means. Not at all right?
krobbs14 0
Story of my life
Sir_Swaggington 6
Date a Black guy.
graced91 10
He's obviously not a fan of Sir mix alot.