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Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML

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Your boyfriend threw logic out the window. What a douche

That's a little immature on his part, but whatever makes him feel better about himself. He'll get past it.

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mature one you've got there...

Give him a happy meal.I'm sure it will calm him down.And while he's distracted with his barbie,go and sleep with his best friend. Everybody wins!

BelaLugosisdead 0

Wow insecurity much?

i just had a dream that my exgirlfriend slept with my best friend last night. weird coincidence.

my wife did this to me

f_my_flip_life 5

Oh, that's very mature.

Of course, the irony is that he's the one with the relationship issues. Oh. One. More thing. Please. For the love. Of all that's good. In the universe. Don't punctuate. Like this. It's not. Grammatically correct. It's also. Very annoying.

Tell him that HE slept with his best friend also, in YOUR dream last night. So you'll explain your actions in his dream just as soon as he explains why he's having gay sex with the same guy. Then tell him that it's not fair to keep all these sex secrets from the best friend, and that you should both go right away to tell the best friend about all the sex he's been having in your dreams. If that doesn't work, your boyfriend is the ultimate tool and he is probably a repressed homosexual.

haha, idjet boyfriend

shutyourmouth 0

Buy him some Ben and Jerry's for Christ's sake. Or a really pretty lamp or something.