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anonymous United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML

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Your boyfriend threw logic out the window. What a douche

That's a little immature on his part, but whatever makes him feel better about himself. He'll get past it.

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Go suck a dick.

ah bless. my GF does that to me all the time. gets annoyed at me and stuff because of dreams. its kinda cute. certainly not an FML though

AHAAAHAHAHAH

wow, he dosent trust u. or maybe it's his friend he does not trust. if u had the same dream would u b mad? if u would, then I think u giys should talk about it

It does sound a little crazy but maybe something your doing is leading him to have dreams like that? possibly if you dress provocatively

ShayDeeBayBe 0

That sounds like something my boyfriend would do lmao.

haaaa, same thing happened to me and my ex-boyfriend, except the dream came true after we broke up! lol

soccerpringles 0

I totally arced with you #97

I got to the second-to-last sentence, and I though, "YDI". then I saw the last sentence and YLS. tell him to grow up :p

who spends 3 hours driving to work?

But..It doesn't say they were driving to work...