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Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to my rabbit. It then had a violent seizure and died. He claims it must have been from "natural causes". FML

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Hey OP here! Yes, it was a very stupid move he made, but it WAS an accident! He got the mushroom confused with another which he thought was safe! Although I am very sad, I now have a strict "No feeding the rabbits!" rule! So my other 5 buns should be safe. He was also the rabbit my mother got me before she moved out of state for good so it's even sadder. And no I did not dump him, we've been together for 3 years and although I was pissed for a day or two, I forgave him because I know he wouldn't hurt my rabbits on purpose, he knows they are all like my little children! All of your comments cracked me up though so I'm glad I could get a laugh out of a sad situation. Thanks guys, you rock!

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Yeah, your boyfriend's natural stupidity. Sorry for your loss though OP.

Your boyfriend is both irresponsible and stupid.

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lolliaudry 13

well I would cook him a nice rabbit and mushroom casserole, and wait for nature to take its course

That's a bit dark don't you think

i would have punch him..

Erksangel 25

That's ******

Your boyfriend is a ******* moron. Poor bunny.

Why don't you feed him a random mushroom from the woods and if he starts to die tell him he must of been on his way out anyway

Well.. The mushroom was natural

ViviMage 40

He should have tried a few first! Gotta make sure it's safe!

Dump the psychotic asshole before he feeds you a mushroom! No one is that stupid.

spacefish966 18

What a fucktard !