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DjeePee Belgium

Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML

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DjeePee 25

A lot of things, I suppose. I don't mind whether he's pissing near me or not, as long as I don't have to watch his piss reaching my feet when it's too late to run away, it's alright.

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SokDek 14

At least he didn't shit..

redbluegreen 41

He's just thoroughly marking his territory.

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krs7g4 8

Mine does that too.

at0micmin3r 23

That... um... that really... Okay does NO ONE use the word "URINE" anymore?

moonpiglet 4

Not sure what's worse, the fact he pissed in the shower or that you didn't mind???!!!!

Alexion_Danger 0

That's descusting

Twentemarc 4

Haha, "manneke pis"?

fmylufe 3

You didn't mind that he peed in the shower? I find that worse than him actually peeing in the shower.