Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML
DjeePee
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DjeePee 25
A lot of things, I suppose. I don't mind whether he's pissing near me or not, as long as I don't have to watch his piss reaching my feet when it's too late to run away, it's alright.
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SokDek 14
At least he didn't shit..
redbluegreen 41
He's just thoroughly marking his territory.
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ncktyu 0
She loves his piss, she is just lying. See she even called the smell of piss sweet
bubo_fml 11
I used to pretend I caught a chill in the back of the shower, shake uncontrollably & wind up peeing all over her from the waist down...That was some funny shit! (Oh, I forgot to mention, I did this with my ex-wife!)
sheikht 0
She did say "sweet" smell of urine, and she also didn't mind..... I think she was in to it !!!
waithe336 4
You should have told him to lick your pussy if he didn't piss
rexreta 5
And you did not mind... O.o Your fault!!
lonkite101 14
How glorious
yaoifreak 8
B at2 Of
mosquito19 14
thats gross, you're one beer short of a six pack
toooldforthis 19
You should have peed too then he can stand in yours
DjeePee 25
I told him I was going to do that as revenge, but he said that "it would be absolutely disgusting, because I'm a girl." Therefore I truely wanted to piss on him, but I just couldn't do it. Empty bowels to blame.
tahliababy2761 2
This is just what guys do? It's a guy thing. Deal with it(: