Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML
DjeePee
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DjeePee 25
A lot of things, I suppose. I don't mind whether he's pissing near me or not, as long as I don't have to watch his piss reaching my feet when it's too late to run away, it's alright.
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SokDek 14
At least he didn't shit..
redbluegreen 41
He's just thoroughly marking his territory.
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tahliababy2761 2
This is just what guys do? It's a guy thing. Deal with it(:
americananarchy 3
That's disgusting
ifeelcheated 0
Y would u be alright with soneone pissing on u?
ouchie1013 0
you didn't mind him peeing in the first place. that's just sick.
krez 20
At least he hadn't been eating asparagus!
Nursewilly 0
THANK YOU #112! Urine is NOT sterile people. Trust me, I treat people on contact isolation for awesome resistant organisms in their urine ALL THE TIME.
sugarbear0727 19
My bf does that to me all the time -_-
SquidgieBams 4
Don't see the big deal....
noncom 12
You need to drink more water
BackToSq1 4
YDI for dating a dick. Try a nice guy for a change!