Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML
DjeePee
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DjeePee 25
A lot of things, I suppose. I don't mind whether he's pissing near me or not, as long as I don't have to watch his piss reaching my feet when it's too late to run away, it's alright.
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SokDek 14
At least he didn't shit..
redbluegreen 41
He's just thoroughly marking his territory.
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MrSextastic 0
cool
firemedic919 0
good for easing athletes foot
grannygruber 6
YDI for not minding in the first place, then standing there anyway when he did it!
kupalizer69 1
I don't believe you.
Darwin03 1
Who hasn't done that to his gf. It's a guy thing
dailydreamer 0
You didn't mind? Who doesn't mind someone peeing in the shower?!
derkster 6
Wheres that dude that says on ever comment lok...
cajekraze 7
you're in the shower. Urine contains Urea which makes your pee actually Sterile. Additionally, you're in the shower, with soap
cajekraze 7
Urine is used to kill Athlete's Foot and to relieve the pain of jellyfish stings
lylotrezor 20
61: And jellyfish are frequently found in showers.
Calyx_fml 22
I hope he doesn't have a foot fetish.