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Today, my boyfriend came over, got on his knees and took a small box out of his jacket. Then he narrowed his eyes, and said, “That’s funny, I can see your boogers from here. Anyway, wanna get married?” FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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To which you respond, "that's funny, I can see your bald patch from here, but sure"

awwwwwwww he's a keeper

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Keep him, OP.

I think that he was just nervous. I know I say things like that all the time if I'm nervous about something.

da_epic_failman 7

How to know if a girl loves you:

marry him... he's my hero