Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Another one bites the dust
Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML
Marty McFly
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I've heard some weird reasons before, but "My future self told me to" is a new one. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Snoop
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
Is this dude a puma?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Well I guess that's better than him cheating on you. I mean, he's not the kind of scum that sees some hot piece of meat and jus thinks, "hey I wanna screw that chick, to hell with my girlfriend." Although the way he's worried about cheating, he should probably get help for sex addiction or something.
HowieDoIt 21
I think this is very responsible. If he knows he's not mature enough for a real relationship, it's better to end things quickly, and with less heartache.
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Comments (128)
chanellgymnast 17
Honesty is the best policy.
Jacksparrow72 21
Well at least you are rid of a douche. You're much better off without him.
hawright 13
That does suck, but I would much rather hear that from my significant other than to hear that you were cheated on. He cares enough to not hurt you.
outoftown 27
*hurt you more than his dumping you did
Gaga_is_God6969 13
You're better off single.
SummonerMaenad 22
My, isn't he considerate...
vadaaa 11
Same thing happened to me, OP. My boyfriend moved from our city to another a little ways away, and told me he couldn't "trust himself". It's really a blow to the self esteem. But it gets better. And along the way you realize that he isn't worth your sadness,, and you get over it.
fmlforreal92 8
I've had that feeling before. it's weird.
Enslaved 38
Be strong during those random 3AM phone calls, if he ever tries to turn you from a girlfriend to just a booty call.
clevercake 21
Just be thankful he was honest and broke up with you before he actually cheated. It might not be what you wanted but I'm sure it saved you a lot of heartache in the long run.
cierajay 3
at least he didnt wanna hurt you by cheating. you gotta give him that