Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML
katethegreatxx tells us more.
So, I'm the person that submitted this, I made an account to clear up confusion on my story. This wasn't an engagement ring, or a promise ring, just something to say that he loved me. The ring wasn't ridiculously expensive, and I'm grateful for it AND him, no matter what the price is. I wasn't complaining about him, more like ranting about what happened. I thought it was funny, and thought that other people might too. Trust me, I know that I'm very lucky, and fortunate to have a guy like him, even if he didn't take the moment seriously. But, that's what makes him special in my eyes, since he has a sense of humor. :)
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Mrfyourlife 5
He was letting you know what he wanted in exchange for the ring.
Blacksxe 1
So he was fingering you?
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Comments (166)
orgasmichamsters 0
Agh come on OP its funny.
dales_mommy 0
at least he has a good sense of humor...be happy he is not a miserable SOB
sicnesses 6
Finger- ring
benhemon 4
You fell in love with a ring?
AyumiEmdez 4
At least you got a ring, don't complain.
komania 6
Your life is TERRIBLE OP. There are people, starving around the world, but your life sucks because your boyfriend bought you an expensive ring, but put made a joke when putting it on. Get your priorities straight. YDI for being so shallow.
sailorfreak_fml 4
aww he is sooo a keeper
theburninator 1
What a first world problem
dragonforerunner 2
truth in advertising "Diamonds, that'll shut'er up" Ron White
toxicpinkcandy 10
Take the ring & run. Imagine what he'll do at your wedding. lol