Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML
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rig_89 0
OP here! Haha. For those wanting to know what happened afterwards - Me: Are you trying to have sex with me right now?! Him: Seems like it. Me: *stomp off pissily* Yeah. We made up later. He told me I was the last girl he wanted to have sex with, and in his book that was pretty much love. :) Haha. He makes jokes a lot, but I was in a bitchy mood it didn't seem funny to me right then, he didn't realize how upset I was and that it would make me even more upset. Now I think its hilarious, and its a win for both of us since we got on FML! :) And yeah, he got some later after we made up lol. Overall, he isn't a total douche and I didn't mean to pull a bitch move on him. I was being overemotional.
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Words are cheap! His actions show that he really loves you...r ******.
troublant_fml 1
Wow, he sounds like the sensitive, lovey-dovey type.
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Comments (203)
mafia554 0
why the hell do ppl do this type of post like I'm doing right now. that's just pointless and immature. I just wanted to try to see what the outcome was but it's pointless. oh and fyl girl :P haha
sizzichest 1
27, you're like 12 y/o. What do you know?
xgetxbentx 13
I hope you dumped him...
LA_Barbie 11
8-my thoughts exactly! your answer: "Either you do or you don't!.....obviously since u can't answer the question, I'll make it simple for you." (then you leave!) :) problem solved
sammccormick 0
OP: do u love me boyfriend; will u let me anal u If I say yes ? ..... seems like a fair answer to me
XxFA1LxX 4
he wanted one less touch in your slowly breaking relationship.
ucanhascheezburg 0
typical male. I envy him.
breanuhh 0
lol always wrks for me ;)
AL3X_M 0
Wow, what an A-Hole!
Failbuddy 0
Smooth, typical guy thing to do with a GF.