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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML

rig_89 tells us more.

OP here! Haha. For those wanting to know what happened afterwards - Me: Are you trying to have sex with me right now?! Him: Seems like it. Me: *stomp off pissily* Yeah. We made up later. He told me I was the last girl he wanted to have sex with, and in his book that was pretty much love. :) Haha. He makes jokes a lot, but I was in a bitchy mood it didn't seem funny to me right then, he didn't realize how upset I was and that it would make me even more upset. Now I think its hilarious, and its a win for both of us since we got on FML! :) And yeah, he got some later after we made up lol. Overall, he isn't a total douche and I didn't mean to pull a bitch move on him. I was being overemotional.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Words are cheap! His actions show that he really loves you...r ******.

Wow, he sounds like the sensitive, lovey-dovey type.

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Comments (203)

sounds like a winner.... you should marry that one.

amnell4ever 3

haha

WHAT THE ****. This guy is a SEXUAL ASSAULTER, and I can't believe some of the abhorrent comments on here. Don't just dump him, call the cops on him.

I think it's time for a break up hun!

6 I hate you don't make fun of ******* Dumbledor in your picture. he is amazing!!!!!

sounds like my bf lol

ferriswheeler 0

been there... sucks.

Caprdiem 0

Drop that mother ****** like a anvil sweety,. I dont care how good he ***** you hes not worth it.... trust me

Caprdiem 0

well... arent you a lovely ass..

maybe a poisonus spider crawled down the ops pants and he was trying to kill it