Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Today, my boss made up a rumor that I was quitting my job so I wouldn't get the promotion that was coming up. There goes that raise I've been wanting for six months. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I found out that when my boss said she was considering bumping me up to full time, she actually meant she was planning on letting me go. Everyone in the office except me knew. FML
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Welshite 40
There's always the chance you'll still get promoted; just to his position.
Welshite 40
#3: Because I'm lame and have no life.
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Comments (56)
kellyem2 20
Well, hopefully whoever moves into his spot will realize your good work and have the same idea.
worldclassrager 41
If the company sees your hard work and agree you'll get it if not your new boss (unless you get it) might promote you
sexyboi1985 27
U r the boss now ! Chill.
laurelly 3
Did I write this? Seriously, though, I was in the same situation myself a month ago, and what do you know: I DID get passed over for that promotion. Which I'm still bitter about; I've worked there 5 years, and the person who got the promotion instead was a new hire... Yeah, F both our lives.
iDumpp 4
Well, hopefully your new boss can see why the old boss wanted to promote you, good luck OP