Today, my boss told me that as funny as it is, it is inappropriate to mock customers with my "fake" Scottish accent. I don't, he refuses to believe that I speak with a Scottish accent. FML
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hegchog12 18
What makes this FML worse is that I still live and work in Scotland. I brought it up with my boss, turns out he thinks it's "disrespectful" to put on my "fake" accent after the referendum. I really must look for a another job. I don't want to offend anyone but Im one of the few people in the Scottish highlands that don't speak the "queens English".
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giantsfan2010 23
Did he not hear your accent when he hired you?
Darkness_Hate 29
Tell him that in the UK you have Scotland and Scots speak with a Scottish accent. If he can't get it.. well...He's a braindead.
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eTp_Midget 4
I can't do it captin'!!!
Dramori 29
@24 it's "cannae!"
UhHuhHoney 20
I read this in a Scottish accent...
thefmlman2011 37
I did too
mattrd_fml 31
He didn't notice your accent when he hired you?
Dan_Issa 7
You live in the UK, I don't believe it's that uncommon to see Scottish people there! I'm sorry you have an idiot boss, OP. Hope it works out for you.
StickyPickles 33
Maybe try a different accent? You know, just to **** with him.
rainbowdonnareed 18
move to the States become another Bond!
FrankHotpants 31
It's ok OP, they can take your job, but they will never take your freedom!
eilish92 6
Typical... Try being from Galloway in glasgow... No "kens" allowed!
Dramori 29
Call him a bawbag...
peggscott 14
As a Scottish dude I feel for you man, and it can be a tough accent to understand!!