Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, at work as a groomer's assistant, my boss said something that I didn't catch as I went to take a leash off a dog. I looked at my boss and said, "What?" To which she replied, "Be careful, he bites." I now have a two-inch gash on my finger from a 6lb fluffy Maltese. FML
Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
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Top comments
junkman6 22
The idea of an obese bully being tazered makes me extremely happy.
Shleebs 12
Shocking.
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Comments (104)
savmut 8
Ok really sucks for you but props for your daughter. You now know she's not gonna be bullied through life
megabeers 5
That is funny
krissyXmurphy 5
this is perfect.! youve taught her well
XxLogikxX 7
i have the feeling he deserved it
maplecandy 7
Good girl!
Axel5238 29
This could self defense or not. Nothing suggests what the bullying was or the age of those involved. Using the taser may or may not have been justified.
WingedApollo 12
That is just precious
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm confused as to why you said the kid was obese. What does that matter? A bully is a bully, and all those actions are inexcusable. Also, why did your daughter taze him? Was he bullying her? Coming onto her? Trying to assault heR? We need more information here. And how is it an FYL if the kid, who you apparently don't like, had a seizure? Because you had to give him medical care? That's your job, isn't it?
Neko_Banshee 13
What the hell did that little bastard do to your daughter
dark_angel4121 12
Good.