Macysdayparade8
San Francisco, United States
Today, my boss of six months asked me what country I'm from. I'm white and from the southern United States. I'm so quiet, he didn't think I spoke English. FML
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gosh_mate 30
Even if you are extremely shy/quiet, your boss should know what language you speak by now... It's not your fault they've paid absolutely no attention!
Yimpish 15
Just keep going with it and act like you don't speak English to get out of messy situations
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Comments (65)
CaptMacLeod 45
Or you could crank up your existing accent to full "southern belle" levels...of course, any brogue/drawl thick enough is unintelligible to anyone without a similar one. I'm with those above, have FUN with this!
saffy66 34
If Americans struggle to understand other Americans, as I'm learning from these comments, I guess I should no longer be surprised that most I meet not only cannot pick my Aussie accent, but also cannot understand half of what I'm saying. I can easily understand the Southern accent, but that's perhaps because my guy is from Alabama - and he told me recently, he struggled to understand me sometimes in the early days.
worldclassrager 41
Didn't he hire you?
jbuckets_404 39
Hopefully, his boss interviewed him first - unless his boss' boss did so as well as making the hiring decision unilaterally....
loubabe69 19
Lots of people have that turn, as long as you're happy and enjoy your job then no worries.
Soliloquy93 14
Because all white people speak English and are born in America ?