Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML
Make your minds up
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Monday blues
Today, I asked my boss if I could take a vacation day for my birthday on Monday. She called to tell me yes, and then told me I'm getting laid off. FML
One step forward, two steps back.
Today, my boss thanked me for all my hard work and promised me a raise and a promotion. Shortly thereafter, she sent out a memo announcing she'd sold the company. The new owner immediately came in to "restructure." I got demoted. FML
Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML
Today, while trying to get my boss to reconsider laying off much of my department, I accidentally convinced him to lay me off too. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
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popoman 0
Honestly, you probably deserved it. Without more information, I'm going to assume that your boss deserved it as well.
FreshSalad 1
remove the "off" and you're golden ;)
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Comments (24)
jazziness 12
maybe your boss deserved it and maybe you deserved to get laid off we only your side of the story.
CO_Dorvanski 5
This is what happens regularly when corporate lobbyists run the country. Just think of all the employees laid off as CEOs walk off with $800million bonuses.
mladd94 2
Or this is what happens when your boss works his ass off and you don't. Typical bullshit, blame corporations for all your problemsm
Turkishkid69 0
Communist Manifesto is written all over this.
Brownsider 4
Reminds me of the song "Smash the control machine" From Otep lol
billyz77 24
Hey the Company has to get the money to pay for your boss's new raise from somewhere. Might as well come from the money they were throwing away on your useless ass.
laya_fml 26
Maybe the two aren't linked. Were you fired for economic reasons?
GRgoldfish 19
personally I don't know if your boss is a good guy or bad guy but by what you've told me I think it would be best if you just moved on. good luck op :)
worldclassrager 41
How and why did you get laid off?